Capricious Odyssey: Goat Simulator 3

Embark on a whimsical journey that transcends the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary in Goat Simulator 3. This avant-garde third-person sandbox adventure invites you to embody the essence of an anthropomorphic goat. Traverse the sprawling expanse of San Angora, adorned with novel realms, enigmatic trials, and unforeseen occurrences.

Engage your Caprine Essence

Become an arbiter of capriciousness, navigating the tapestry of existence as a goat. Utilize your cranial vigor, indulge in sibylline licks, and execute prodigious triple-jumps across San Angora’s colossal terrain. Experience an augmentation of locales, trials, and occasions in this iteration, fanning the flames of curiosity.

Curate a Conglomeration of Companions

What is the essence of caprine existence without amicable associates? Goat Simulator 3 extends the invitation to assemble a compendium of comrades, collectively disseminating pandemonium upon the world.

Exude a Mélange of Caprine Diversity

Goat Simulator 3 boasts a kaleidoscope of caprine entities—stately goats, banded goats, piqued goats, and enigmatic variants yet to be unveiled. Personalize these embodiments of caprine finesse with accouterments imbued with esoteric capabilities, from horn to hoof. Manifest your distinct ‘style’ with the latest in vogue absurdities, ranging from toilet rolls to tea trays, jetpacks, and beyond.

Amass Your Bovine Phalanx

Extend the capricious ethos to your companions, as Goat Simulator 3 endorses 4-player co-op—either within close proximity or through the ether. Embark on a sojourn through the realm of San Angora collectively, initiating collaborative mischief and vying in seven enthralling multiplayer minigames.

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Embark on Enigmatic Expeditions

A vast sandbox unfurls, concealing myriad clandestine treasures, quests, and collectibles. When your hooves grow wearisome, or indolence takes precedence, experiment with unconventional modes of traversal—grinding, motoring, or executing explosive transits across San Angora.

Defy Conventions with Caprine Mischief

Wreak havoc with a panoply of anarchy, leaving no NPC untroubled. Manipulate the elements—ignite infernos, harness electricity, and unleash alien goo—to propel this audacious new world to its very thresholds. Despite the metamorphosis, remember, this remains a Goat Simulator at its core.

Goat Simulator 3 will be available on Steam on 15 February 2024.

You can download it from Google Play Store, Apple App Store and Epic Games Store.